So while the adrenaline is still pumping in my blood....I'm sitting in my living room about 30 mins ago and I see these kids about 15/16 years old I’d guess walking across my lawn..So I'm like WTF??? I get up open my front door and there's a freaking 7/11 Hot Dog with Chili crushed on my front steps. So I'm like those little...you know the rest.
I run outside with no shoes, they see me...they run...I give chase...they split up...bad move as your stronger as a group. The weaker one is the slowest that I catch on the next street over. He's all nervous so I ask him why he did that. Of course he's like "it wasn't me it was the other kid." I say well where do they live? He said he didn't know so I told him "Ok well you are guilty by association you can be charged with the vandalizing my house" as I proceed to call my buddy who's SCPD just to give him a bit of a scare. So of course he starts naming names and goes to call them. They hang up on him; I get their numbers to ensure I catch them. He calls them back and they pick up and they ask if I was pissed...the common sense of today's youth is astonishing..... :roll: :roll:
So this guy is telling them to go back or he's going to get locked up. So they go back to my house all apologetic and clean it up. Now this is how I know I'm getting old, I didn't scream (yes Phil you would have been proud, I mean they are basically kids no sense in yelling better to earn their respect then to temp them to come back and try again.) I give them a speech on how it isn't cool to vandalize your own town and your own people but then change the subject to where they go to school and what sports they play and how their school did this season just so they don't get totally freaked out and that they go away learning a lesson about respect to their neighborhood.
Now if they were 18 or older I would have just beat the living piss out of the one I caught, LOL
