Favorite Movie Line or Dialogue?

[mmedford]

We did this on another forum I belong too, with good results...

So name them; I'll go first...

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: How tall are you private?

Private: Sir, five foot nine, sir!

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Five foot nine, I didn't know they stacked **** that high!

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Where in the hell are you from anyway, private?

Private: Sir, Texas, sir!

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Holy dog ****, Texas! Only steers and queers come from Texas, private Cowboy! And you don't much look like a steer to me so that kinda narrows it down!

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: If you ladies leave my island, if you survive recruit training, you will be a weapon. You will be a minister of death praying for war. But until that day you are pukes. You are the lowest form of life on Earth. You are not even human ****ing beings. You are nothing but unorganized grabastic pieces of amphibian ****. Because I am hard you will not like me, but the more you hate me the more you will learn. I am hard but I am fair.

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Private Joker is silly and ignorant, but he's got guts. And guts is enough.

Pvt Joker: Do you suck dick, private?

Pvt Pyle: Sir no sir!

Pvt Joker: Buuul****! I bet you could suck a golf ball through a garden hose, ***got!

-Full Metal Jacket.

[mirrodie]

This dress exacerbates the genetic betrayal that is my legacy.

[T-Bird76]

"Gentleman, you can't fight in here, this is the war room!"

[moose135]

There are so many memorable lines from my favorite movie, but the last one is the best...

"Louis, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship"

[emshighway]

Rumack: You'd better tell the Captain we've got to land as soon as we can. This woman has to be gotten to a hospital.
Elaine Dickinson: A hospital? What is it?
Rumack: It's a big building with patients, but that's not important right now.
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Ted Striker: My orders came through. My squadron ships out tomorrow. We're bombing the storage depots at Daiquiri at 1800 hours. We're coming in from the north, below their radar.
Elaine Dickinson: When will you be back?
Ted Striker: I can't tell you that. It's classified.
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Steve McCroskey: This fog is getting thicker.
Johnny: And Leon is getting laaaaarrrrrger.
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Captain Oveur: Joey, do you like movies about gladiators?

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Ted Striker: I've got to concentrate...
[his thoughts echo]
Ted Striker: concentrate... concentrate... I've got to concentrate... concentrate... concentrate... Hello?... hello... hello... Echo... echo... echo... Pinch hitting for Pedro Borbon... Manny Mota... Mota... Mota...
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Hanging Lady: Nervous?
Ted Striker: Yes.
Hanging Lady: First time?
Ted Striker: No, I've been nervous lots of times.

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Rumack: Can you fly this plane, and land it?
Ted Striker: Surely you can't be serious.
Rumack: I am serious... and don't call me Shirley.
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Rumack: Captain, how soon can you land?
Captain Oveur: I can't tell.
Rumack: You can tell me. I'm a doctor.
Captain Oveur: No. I mean I'm just not sure.
Rumack: Well, can't you take a guess?
Captain Oveur: Well, not for another two hours.
Rumack: You can't take a guess for another two hours?
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Captain Oveur: [Captain Oveur is in the middle of a phone call with the Mayo Clinic when an operator tells him that there's an emergency call on Line 5 from Mr. Hamm] All right, get me Hamm on five; hold the Mayo.
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Steve McCroskey: Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit drinking.

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Steve McCroskey: Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit smoking.

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Steve McCroskey: Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue.

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Steve McCroskey: Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit amphetamines

[MarkLawrence]

Hannibal Lector: Fava beans and a nice Chianti

[Smartass Flyboy]

2 that I find a way to use at least severl tmes a week...

"We want to move this airplane, before it becomes obsolete!" - Joe Patroni

I must tell one of my crews that at least once a day.

Of course several times a week someone makes the mistake of asking what kind of plane it is. Ohh, this should be fun....

"Oh, it's a big pretty white plane, with red stripes, and curtains in the windows. It looks just like a big Tylenol." - Johnny

[pgengler]

From Cube:
Leaven: What is out there?
Worth: Boundless human stupidity…

[Midnight Mike]

DC Cab

"Why are women so angry, they have half the money, & all the p****"

[JHNA57]

"Leave the gun, take the Cannolis"

"Keep your friends close, but keep your enemies closer"

"I'm smaaaat"

"Never take sides against the family"

[Midnight Mike]

From the movie "Wall Street"

Bud Fox: If your enemy is superior, evade him. If angry, iritate. If equally matched, fight, and if not split and reevaluate.

Gekko: Every battle is won before it is ever fought. Sun-tzu, The Art of War.

[NYCMedic]

"Now Yous Can't Leave"

[Matt Molnar]

"I think in all fairness I should explain to you exactly what it is that I do. For instance, tomorrow morning, I'll get up nice and early, take a walk down over to the bank, and walk in and see you, and if you don't have my money for me, I'll f----n crack your head wide open in front of everybody in the bank. And just about the time I'm coming out of jail, hopefully, you'll be coming out of your coma. And guess what. I'll split your f----n head open again. Cuz I'm f----n stupid. I don't give a f--- about jail. That's my business. That's what I do. " --Nicky Santoro, Casino

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[PhilDernerJr]

Read my signature.

[moose135]

"You're gonna need a bigger boat..."

[Nick]

Read my signature.

Everything from that movie is gold!!!

" You're a ****ing ugly bitch. I want to stab you to death, and then play around with your blood. "

and the Guardsman in my prefers this quote:

“ Get off your lazy asses and go bomb those SOB terrorists!!! Oh wait, we are grilling burgers and watching cable, then closing up early for the four day weekend. Maybe later.”

~ Oscar Wilde on Air Force

[Matt Molnar]

"These shnozberries taste like shnozberries.

[nikon50bigma]

From the movie Independence Day
"Must go faster must go faster! Go, go, go, go, go!!!!"

From Vicky Christina Barcelona
"I didn't say talent, I said geniaus; geniaus!"
(the way she said it was just so funny)