New Book "Stop Dressing Your Six Year Old Like a Skank."

[Midnight Mike]

Oct. 27, 2007 Among pint-sized cheerleaders, itty-bitty beauty queens, and in the malls of America, the sassy-sexy look isn't just for teens anymore.

Some say younger girls are going shorter and barer -- taking their cues from characters like the Cheetah Girls, the *****cat Dolls and the Bratz dolls -- and some observers are saying they've had enough.

Celia Rivenbark, a mom who hit her breaking point with the shrinking fashions, wrote a book called, "Stop Dressing Your Six Year Old Like a Skank."

"The moms are buying it, the dads are buying and maybe on some level the parents think, 'Oh that's cute, that's harmless, that's innocent' -- but I don't think it is," Rivenbank said. "The children are wearing them down."

And psychologist Dr. Jeff Gardere warns that how a child dresses as young as age three can have serious consequences.

"You can be doing real damage to your child," Gardere said. "They are forming their taste at a very young age. They can hurt their futures. They can hurt their reputations, their chances for success."

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=c45_1193594971

[flyboy 28]

At least the title of the book is right to the point. And I have to agree with it. It's getting ridiculous seeing little girls that have skirts shorter than the chicks in my school.

[mirrodie]

That should translate to teens and 20 somethings too.

[lijk604]

here's an idea...stop putting cute saying on the ass of girls sweats.
ESPECIALLY the young ones. It's not cute, it's inviting trouble...especially in a mall.

[mirrodie]

John, that is very true.

I find it pretty disturbing when I see girls, whether young or old, with those sweatpants with numerous sayings on their derrieres.

Seen:

SEXY
ANGEL
POUND ME
KISS
MEOW

But what's worst is the parents allowing it.

[Mellyrose]

Haha @ pound me. HAHA.

Juicy Couture is the worst with this. Not only are they tasteless, but they're friggin UGLY.

[Derf]

Girls should not have phrases with more than two words on their shirts.... It looks like men are staring at their funbags when they really are only getting to the second sentence and then realize that they might be seen looking a the "rack", then a few seconds goes by and then they really want to know what the rest says so they look again but always start from the begining and then realize again that someone that the girl knows is probably looking at you trying to read and then you look away.... IT IS NOT RIGHT! WEAR THE SHIRT BACKWARDS IF IT HAS A LONG SAYING. Then I will not feel like a ducebag for trying to read something that the GIRL WANTS PEOPLE TO READ! IT JUST SUCKS!

If I want to look, nobody would ever know, IF I WANT TO READ, I am screwed.... and NOT literally!

[Derf]

Just incase I offended by picking a not so nice nickname for a womans breasts, I have some other nicknames that may or may not be offencive... Please substitute as needed to make the above statement P.C. .


Angel Cakes
Double-Whammies
Loaves
PT Boats
Apples
Dueling Banjos
Loblollies
Pumpkins
Balboas
Dugs
Love Melons
Rangoons
Balloons
Dumplings
Love Muffins
Rib Balloons
Bangers
Dunes
Lulus
Rib Cushions
Bangles
Ear Muffs
Macaroons
Rivets
Bassoons
Eclairs
Mambos
Roundies
Baubles
Eggplants
Mammaries
Sandbags
Bazongas
Enchiladas
Mammies
Satellites
Bazookas
Flapjacks
Mams
Scones
Bazooms
Flappers
Mangos
Scoops
Beacons
Flesh Bulbs
Marangos
Set
Beanbags
Flesh Melons
Maraschinos
Shakers
Bebops
Floaters
Marimbas
Shebas
Betty Boops
Floats
Mau Maus
Shimmies
Big Boppers
Fog Lights
Mausers
Silos
Bikini Stuffers
Fried Eggs
Meatballs
Skin Sacks
Billibongs
Fun Bags
Meat Loaves
Skooners
Blinkers
Gagas
Melons
Smoothies
Bombers
Garbos
Milk Cans
Snuggle Pups
Bombshells
Gazingas
Milk Fountains
Spark Plugs
Bonbons
Gazongas
Milk Shakes
Specials
Bongos
Glands
Molehills
Spheres
Bonkers
Globelets
Mommas
Spongecakes
Boobers
Globes
Mondos
Spuds
Boobies
Gob Stoppers
Montezumas
Stacks
Boobs
Gongas
Moo Moos
Stuffing
Boops
Goombas
Mother Lodes
Sugarplums
Bops
Grapefruits
Mounds
Sweater Meat
Bosom
Grillwork
Mountain Peaks
Sweater Puffs
Boulders
Guavas
Muchachas
Sweet Rolls
Bouncers
Gum Drops
Muffins
Tahitis
Bra Buddies
Handsets
Mulligans
Tamales
Bra Stuffers
Hand Warmers
Mushmelons
Tartugas
Bronskis
Headers
Nancies
Tatas
Bubbas
Headlamps
Nectarines
Tattlers
Bubbies
Headlights
Niblets
Teats
Buds
Headphones
Nibs
Tetons
Bulbs
Headsets
Nippeloons
Thangs
Bulges
Hefties
Nippelos
Thingamajigs
Bullets
Heifers
Nippers
Tidbits
Bumpers
Hemispheres
Nippies
Titbits
Bumps
Hills
Nips
****
Bust
Hindenburgs
Nodes
****kis
Busters
Honeydews
Nodules
Titters
Busties
Honkers
Noogies
Titties
Butterballs
Hood Ornaments
Nose Cones
Tomatoes
Buttons
Hoohas
Oompas
Tooters
Caboodles
Hooters
Orbs
Torpedoes
Cannon Balls
Hot Cakes
Ottomans
Tortillas
Cantaloups
Hottentots
Padding
Totos
Carumbas
Howitzers
Pagodas
Twangers
Casabas
Hubcaps
Pair
Tweakers
Cha-Chas
Huffies
Palookas
Tweeters
Charlies
Humdingers
Papayas
Twin Peaks
Chihuahuas
Hush Puppies
Parabolas
Twofers
Chimichongas
ICBM's
Pastries
Tympanies
Chiquitas
Jawbreakers
Paw Patties
U-Boats
Coconuts
Jemimas
Peaches
Umlauts
Congas
Jibs
Peakers
Wahwahs
Corkers
Jobbers
Peaks
Waldos
Creamers
Jugs
Pears
Warheads
Cream Pies
Jukes
Pects
Water-Melons
Cuhuangas
Jumbos
Peepers
Whoppers
Cupcakes
Kabukis
Pillows
Wind-Jammers
Curves
Kalamazoos
Pips
Wobblers
Dingers
Kazongas
Plums
WOngas
Dinghies
Kazoos
Pointer-Sisters
Woofers
Dingos
Knobbers
Points
Yabbos
Dirigibles
Knockers
Pokers
Yams
Domes
Kongas
Polygons
Yayas
Doodads
Kumquats
Pompons
Zeppelins
Doozers
Lactoids
Pontoons
Zingers
Doozies
Lip Fodder
Potatoes

[moose135]

Girls should not have phrases with more than two words on their shirts.... It looks like men are staring at their funbags when they really are only getting to the second sentence...

I know Fred, and you only read Playboy for the articles :wink:

[Derf]

Moose, I could only wish I had money for that! It is a good thing I get the PlayBoy Channel for FREE! :shock: :borat:

[hiss srq]

Moose, I could only wish I had money for that! It is a good thing I get the PlayBoy Channel for FREE! :shock: :borat:
The next party is at Freds house! :borat:

[Derf]

We will have to keep the channel tuned to a show that we can all learn something from tho....























Naked Happy Girls shows you the exotic and erotic potential of photography in clear focus. Gotham shutterbug Andrew Einhorn wanders the neighborhoods of New York with a Playboy TV camera in tow, showing you lovely girls from all walks of life posing naked for his next book. The result is a reality show that captures normal girls doing things most guys would only dream of asking about. If you're looking for real, raw beauty and a fresh look at what happens on the other side of the lens.... Stop by Freds or call your local cable company for info on ordering Playboy Channel.

[mirrodie]

Fred, I nearly fell over when I read that list.