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emshighway
2007-07-14, 07:59 PM
Iranians arrest 14 squirrels for spying

Islamic Republic's intelligence agents allege rodents were carrying advanced Western spy gear
Dudi Cohen



Iranian intelligence operatives recently detained over a dozen squirrels found within the nation's borders, claiming the rodents were serving as spies for Western powers determined to undermine the Islamic Republic.



"In recent weeks, intelligence operatives have arrested 14 squirrels within Iran's borders," state-sponsored news agency IRNA reported. "The squirrels were carrying spy gear of foreign agencies, and were stopped before they could act, thanks to the alertness of our intelligence services."



Iranian police commander Esmaeil Ahmadi-Moqadam confirmed the report, saying that a number of squirrels had been caught bearing foreign spy gear within Iran's borders.



"I heard of this but I have no specific knowledge on the subject," he said. He refused to give further details.



Recently, Iran has increased its efforts in combating espionage by the West. The use of rodents has not been documented in the past.

nwafan20
2007-07-14, 11:24 PM
Haha, now that is great.... I always knew they were crazy!

stuart schechter
2007-07-17, 06:55 PM
When they run in front of your car, they are actually checking your speed and they get your license plate. I KNEW IT!!

T-Bird76
2007-07-17, 07:01 PM
And while they were chasing squirrels a Predator Drone slipped in right above their heads, lol

AirtrafficController
2007-07-17, 08:41 PM
I think cobras would of been better or some poisonous snake as there would be a chance they would not tough them or stay away.

NYCMedic
2007-07-17, 09:49 PM
Hmmmmmmmm where did I see this thread before?

stuart schechter
2007-07-19, 09:43 PM
I think cobras would of been better or some poisonous snake as there would be a chance they would not tough them or stay away.

It's spelled tow!