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PhilDernerJr
2006-01-05, 11:11 PM
Not often that you'll see me post a link, but this sounds like I wrot eit. I love it.

http://funny2.com/mensrules.htm
cancidas
2006-01-06, 12:52 AM
so true...
yaas
2006-01-06, 02:44 AM
ahaha my favorite:

"Don't cut your hair. Ever. Long hair is always more attractive than short hair. One of the big reasons guys fear getting married is that married women always cut their hair, and by then you're stuck with her."
T-Bird76
2006-01-06, 10:16 AM
BEER is as exciting for us as handbags are for you.

Oh that is great!!!!
yaas
2006-01-06, 06:46 PM
ya know... handbags aren't that exciting to me

now shoes... oooooooooooh i love shoes!
Hyder
2006-01-07, 10:24 PM
If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.

that's really all that needed to be said. i love when you drop a date off home after a long night, and like at the exact point in which the car door closes you release the biggest fart in the entire world and go for the soothing scratch of bliss.
T-Bird76
2006-01-08, 03:00 PM
If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.

that's really all that needed to be said. i love when you drop a date off home after a long night, and like at the exact point in which the car door closes you release the biggest fart in the entire world and go for the soothing scratch of bliss.

You wait for the car door to close? LOL
yaas
2006-01-08, 03:12 PM
nasties!
Midnight Mike
2006-01-08, 04:00 PM
You guys need to listen to Tom Leykis

*Never spend more than $40 on a date.
*Never date a single mother.
*When going out to dinner, eat before, when at the restaurant, order a salad.

Basically, his motto is "How to get more tail for less"

Oh, & Yaas, his principles work for women as well, it helps to know how men think.

http://blowmeuptom.com/

Here is a clip from his show:
http://blowmeuptom.com/audio/clips/101_faq.mp3

http://blowmeuptom.com/audio/clips/club-curves.mp3
Hyder
2006-01-08, 05:39 PM
If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.

that's really all that needed to be said. i love when you drop a date off home after a long night, and like at the exact point in which the car door closes you release the biggest fart in the entire world and go for the soothing scratch of bliss.

You wait for the car door to close? LOL

what can i say, i'm a gentlemen.
T-Bird76
2006-01-08, 07:08 PM
You guys need to listen to Tom Leykis

*Never spend more than $40 on a date.
*Never date a single mother.
*When going out to dinner, eat before, when at the restaurant, order a salad.

Basically, his motto is "How to get more tail for less"

Oh, & Yaas, his principles work for women as well, it helps to know how men think.

http://blowmeuptom.com/

Here is a clip from his show:

http://blowmeuptom.com/audio/clips/101_faq.mp3

http://blowmeuptom.com/audio/clips/club-curves.mp3

Tom Leyis is GREAT!!!!!! he use to be on the air in NY but 92.7 changed formats and no more Tom.
yaas
2006-01-09, 07:26 PM
*Never date a single mother.
not that I'm a single mom or anything, and I haven't gone to the site so i dont know if it's just being silly or not, but...



...ah I'm not going to get into it
yaas
2006-01-09, 07:27 PM
but 92.7 changed formats and no more Tom. and what a horrible change! i used to love that station :cry: